The Republican Pledge
I pledge allegiance to the Corporate Flag
And to the Republic of Koch Industries
For which it stands
One Nation under Money
Indivisible
With liberty & justice for the Rich
Congressional Republican Oath of Office
- I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and
- defend the Constitution of ALEC against all enemies, foreign
- and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to
- the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any
- mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well
- and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I
- am about to enter: So help me KOCH BROTHERS
